(This last NaPoWriMo poem is for a niche audience, I’ll admit.)
A Guide to Romance for the Discerning Fetishist
Her feet should be soft and smooth
toes at first curling in modesty before
finding comfort in the touch of your lips
and the moist cavern of your mouth
where you roll out a red carpet of tongue
for those downtrodden little piggies as
she goes wee wee wee all the way home.
Be careful not to handcuff her too tightly
and if possible use silk scarves
to do the job because they
are less likely to cut into her wrists
as your affection becomes more vigorous.
Remember—women of her age
are delicate so make sure
she’s had her heart medication or
at least wears that Medic-Alert bracelet
in case things go wrong and
you’ll want to select denture-safe foods
for all of your 9 ½ Weeks–style games
where chest pains should be
your safe words no matter what.