A Craigslist Ad

For a Limited Time Only!

Act now for a great deal on
a fine piece of chattel property,
1978 model, gently used.
Strong mothering instincts,
capable with a vacuum.
Does not do dishes or
handle cat litter.
Available with both
English and Spanish language tracks.
Unspoiled by second-wave feminism,
can be taught to follow commands.
A great investment for
first-time buyers.
Owner looking for quick sale,
willing to make a deal.
Asking price $1100 or best offer.

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Bringing you stark existentialism since 1981.
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