The New Teacher Evaluation System Explained in Plain English

From now on, 100 percent of
your students will demonstrate
a mastery of at least 80% of
the material you’ve taught
them this year or you will not
be rated a Highly Effective teacher
although to really attain that rating
you would have to create a student-
centered classroom environment
where the kids teach themselves
and you only facilitate, and the
children even manage their own
discipline without your intervention,
In essence making you either obsolete
or ineffective at your profession so
in any case you’re out of a job and
the constant turnover will solve our
pension-funding issues (although
not the quality of our educational
system) and we’re cutting both
unemployment benefits and food
stamps so I guess you’re just fucked.

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