Category Archives: clusterfuck

Misreading the Cards (Day 27, 2018)

NaPoWriMo asked us to write about Tarot cards today. Misreading the Cards We had been having sex every day for a few weeks which I knew to be a sin even though I tried to convince myself I loved her … Continue reading

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What the Dog Will Do for Food (Day 20, 2018)

2/3 of the way through a NaPoWriMo. What the Dog Will Do for Food the dog stole an´┐╝ apple from an Amish woman and I, having no cash, became an accesory to the crime. the apple seller threatened to call … Continue reading

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On a Diet, Unfortunately (Day 12, 2018)

NaPoWriMo continues. On a Diet, Unfortunately I need to lose 30 pounds so I’m tracking my meals for the first time ever and I’m realizing that I’ve never really been hungry before now, before this app began calculating my consumption, … Continue reading

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Next Year, in Court (Day 11, 2018)

My friends want to know if my wife is angry about yesterday’s NaPoWriMo poem. Meanwhile, the prompt today is to write a poem about the future. Next Year, in Court My attorney told me not to settle but he hadn’t … Continue reading

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Unhappy Ending (Day 10, 2018)

Welcome back to everyone I haven’t offended! Let’s try again. Today’s NaPoWriMo prompt involved two unrelated things happening at the same time. Unhappy Ending I hold tight to her hips as we rock together, my hand dipping to cup her … Continue reading

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Fuck This Poem (Day 9, 2018)

Today’s NaPoWriMo prompt asked us to include something big and something little in our poem. Not sure if this counts. Fuck This Poem Fuck this poem. Fuck the time I’ve wasted writing and revising it. Fuck every line break, every … Continue reading

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Barfight, 1999 (Day 5, 2018)

Today, I’ve decided to ignore the NaPoWriMo prompt. Barfight, 1999 In the movies it all works perfectly but real life is more frustrating. The chain tears the flesh just fine, a satisfying spatter speckles your forearm as you squeeze the … Continue reading

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