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To Those Who Patronize Strip Clubs (Day 29, 2017)

Tomorrow is the last day of National Poetry Writing Month. To Those Who Patronize Strip Clubs Strip clubs are great if you can’t get a woman  to disrobe for free and you prefer your arousal devoid of personal connection, her eyes, … Continue reading

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How Babies Are Made (Day 19, 2017)

Day 19 of National Poetry Writing Month, and today’s prompt challenged us to write a creation myth poem. How Babies Are Made When two people  love each other like mommy and I do very much they get married and they think … Continue reading

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Penthouse Letter (Day 18, 2017)

National Poetry Writing Month has reached day eighteen. Penthouse Letter Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me  but yesterday  I was mowing  my lawn shirtless sweat glistening on my rock-hard abs when I heard the tinny jingle of … Continue reading

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My Advice for Today’s Youth (Day 8, 2017)

Day 8 of National Poetry Writing Month arrives with a prompt asking us to use repetition in a poem. My Advice for Today’s Youth I got married at 20, and when I talk to kids, I tell them you should, too! Many … Continue reading

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Game OverĀ 

What follows is a chapter from my unfinished novel Only Begotten Sons.  The story concerns Marty Merlo, whose elderly father, Martin, may actually be the Second Coming of Christ. The novel has problems, but I’ve always liked this bit.  It works … Continue reading

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On Imitating Heroes (Day 22, 2016)

Day 22 of NaPoWriMo. On Imitating Heroes You sexy motherfucker, I whispered in her ear, thinking of Prince and trying to mimic his effortless erotic charisma as I ran my hand from her waist to her breast and my tongue flicked … Continue reading

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A Message from Governor Gary Herbert to the People of Utah (Day 20, 2016)

We are 2/3 of the way through National Poetry Writing Month! The governor of Utah just declared pornography “a public health crisis.” A Message from Governor Gary Herbert to the People of Utah There is a shortage of lotion leaving Utah’s … Continue reading

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